890 Mount Auburn Road
Illiopolis, IL 62539
Sangamon County
Phone: (217) 486-3251
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by Stephie Z. on A long time ago I was a biology undergrad and we discussed the lekking behavior of Prairie chickens and other birds. This is when all the chickens come in to the lekking area and the males spar or show off individual visual displays be it dancing, vocal, or plumage displays in order to get the ladies attention. At East Andrews, the center atrium with the fountain is the lek and the ladies are putting on the show for the men, though the guys preen as well. The girls here let it all show and the boys who come here eat it up. I felt a bit like an old 28 yo hag when I walked in here with jeans and a cute top. No way in fuck I could compete with 22 yo tanned, slutty clothes wearing women. Perhaps I don't like this place because I have never been the type to wear dresses that fall shortly below my cootch, but I gotta give this place a big fat 2 thumbs down; I am still trying to regain my positive body image. **Hope you enjoyed the biology lesson- that one's free.**
