by Daisy S. on After my latest break up a good friend of mine told me that the only way to get over my self was to go drink with people who drink for a living and that how I wound up here. It is a dive in the best possible way, dancing hookers, laughing old men and SPAM altar . . . I think. Drinks are cheap and nobody gives a shit about what you do outside the bar. In the 21 Club all drunks are equal! After a couple rounds my friend insisted we head towards the Crazy Horse, how could I say no?
by Cameron Ramesh on This review is for the restaurant (not the club). My first experience there would be 4-star, the food was delicious but the service was just OK (all the servers were clearly rookies, only the busboys seemed to know what they were doing). The decor is really nice, upscale modern with nice views . My second experience was a 1 star. We called on Christmas afternoon and asked if they were open for dinner. They said absolutely, so we went on down. BIG MISTAKE. This was once of the worse, most frustrating dinner experiences that I have ever had. After our server (rookie again) took our order, he came back to tell us that what we had ordered was not available. We went through this routine 2 more times (ordered, and had him come back and tell us that they were out) before we finally told him to find out exactly WHAT was available for dinner, which was pretty much nothing. At this point, it's late and we didn't have any other options for dinner so we had to settle for entrees that we didn't even want, and the food was so-so. The waiter never apologized or offered anything to make up for the inconvenience. We still tipped the guy 20% since it was Christmas night and I felt like it would be un-Jesus like to not tip, but goddammit it was the most unsatisfying $90 for dinner for 2 that I have ever spent. I'm still pissed about that experience, as you can see it has been 9 mos and I have yet to go back. Maybe if enough time passes and they stay in business, I will try it again someday. Oh, I've never gone to their club and don't plan to in this lifetime.
