by david m. on This place is disgusting. Maybe I don't believe in hell in the religious sense, but this place would make Dante cringe. My idea of a good night does not include pushing my way through a crowd of sleezy, sweaty club goers. Nor does it include spending the rest of the weekend trying to recover my self-respect. If you find yourself in the unfortunate situation of getting dragged to this dump, coat yourself in purell. Otherwise, chances are good that you'll catch an airborne VD. I will never step foot in this place again... if not for my sanity, for my health.
by Maxwell Houska on Came here and had a great time listening to some good ole jazz (courtesy of David Hazeltine and All For One) and nibbling (sounds much more elegant than the actual "scarfing down" I did) a pear tart with sorbet, followed by some amazing muscat, highly recommended by our server. The staff here is courteous and welcoming. I enjoyed myself immensely. What prevents me from giving the place 5 stars is the arctic temperature of the club. You'd think, with a name like SMOKE, it would be somewhat warm. WRONG! I'm still trying to recover use of my frostbitten feet. Will return....next time with a down comforter and mittens.
