by Ernestine Higdon on I've self-diagnosed myself with illyngophobia: fear of Vertigo, or dizziness when looking down. For the lay folk: I can't stand this bar. After going to Vertigo two too many times (twice), I now have not only illyngophobia, but also: cypridophobia, macrophobia, cleithrophobia, acousticophobia, aphenphosmphobia, and, perhaps worst of all, sociophobia. I also have limnophobia, but don't dare to blame that one on poor, cash-barred (I mean, cash accepted, exclusively), cover-charged (who are they kidding?), under-W.C.'d (I've left rather than wait in the tortuous, torturous line), overcrowded Vertigo.
