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by Irene S. on For a shorty* such as myself, the xth number "opening" party of Harlot was a little bit like being trapped in a thick of trees. Like a dark forest. In the Carpathian mountains. Of Transylvania. The only thing missing was a colony of bats. So you can imagine my surprise when I had the honor of running into the Count himself. Me: Mister Dracula! How do you do? What brings you to San Francisco? Dracula: Vell, you know, they put me on the VIP list and my agent advised I drop in, at least make an appearance. I'm horribly cranky though since I haven't yet had breakfast. Vhat's a vampire got to do to get a stiff drink around here? Me: Well, I just had dinner at Salt House so I'll probably be too salty. I hear you're on a low sodium diet. May I recommend one of the many attractive 5'11'' blonde Swedes out tonight? What about that one in the corner? She's so passed out drunk anyway, she won't even feel you bite her. Dracula: Vhat vould be the fun in that? Besides, I'm on American soil, I came for American Grade A, not euro crank heads -- I can have that anytime. You know vat? Forget it, I'll settle for a bloody mary. Me: The pours are weak, but if you're buying, I accept. With that, I barely managed to avoid having a claustrophobic seizure as we sat squished at the bar while all the trees danced and drank the night away. Until midnight, when I turned into a pumpkin. * 10. shorty (noun) - short or small lady. a person of small stature.
by Chu Trueba on Ruby Skye is best for their big name guest DJs. Every time we've gone is because of the DJs which means that it was more expensive to get in but oh wells. Being an architecture geek... I love the space. Its always sad when some awesome space gets converted to a club. But Ruby Skye keep all the interior architectural elements of theater. OK now that the geek is gone....woohoo....saw Charles Feelgood and he was awesome as always. Even threw House of Pain's "Jump Around" in with all that house music. The crowd is always iffy. Most peeps are cool and really into the music. Some are definitely out to get some ass. Some are just plain stupid. But isn't that the case with all clubs??
