225 West Main Street
Hamilton, MT 59840
Ravalli County
Phone: (406) 363-1955
Fax: unknownWebsite: no website on fileEmail: no email on fileHours: unknown
by Tara L. on You want to see some ass? They want to see some cash. It works out perfectly. I don't want to be that jerk that doesn't give the Clermont Lounge 5-stars, but I must take off one star for the mild trauma I experienced during my more sober state. Although I was well aware that this was pretty much a cool, local dive bar that just happened to have strippers with less than traditional aesthetics, I don't think I really realized just how intimate the experience would be with the stripper practically dancing on the bar. The bartender and stripper were as nice as they could be and were definitely having a good time. Actually, I think they were having a GREAT time. During my more sober state, I tried not to look directly at the stripper but once I settled in things began to feel a bit more normal. However, I couldn't help but question the underwear selection. Baggy, white Hanes Her Way briefs being slightly swallowed by butt cheeks does not constitute a thong. But I'm not hating. I'm really not at all. I'm just keepin' it real kiddos. Just trying to paint that picture for you like a lyrical Bob Ross. The drinks were pretty cheap though, so if you are up for the experience and don't mind a little saggums and baggums you'll be a-okay. And to keep it, TREAL with you...that stripper was the first thing I thought of when I woke up the next morning so she must have done something right. I guess the little game she spit to me may have worked. As she wallowed to and fro to "Roses" by Outkast, she pointed me out and said "I bet your shit don't stink! I bet it smells like petunias!"
by Yuri Behrenwald on Great place to grab a drink (or two) and stare into the eyes of your date, uhm ok that was once...but I'll stare into your eyes if you so desire...wink*stare*
