402 South Lake Avenue
Twin Lakes, WI 53181
Kenosha County
Phone: (262) 877-3858
Fax: unknownWebsite: no website on fileEmail: no email on fileHours: unknown
by Kevin L. on Alicia G: Hey, did you text me last night? Me: No, I don't think so... [digs through Google Voice texts] Alicia G: Well, Alicia C said she got a text last night that sounded like something you'd write. Me: Can't find it. Me: Oh, wait. I found it. Uhhh... I might have texted her by accident, meaning for it to go to you? :x One cannot simply -experience- The Clermont. One must -survive- it: Two-inch thick sheets of ice, rickety wooden steps, bone-bruisingly big boobies, and awful music all make for a serious gauntlet of challenges to test your physical, mental, and emotional fortitude. I came out of this crucible a stronger, harder man... ... a man haunted by vague recollections of a crammed car-ride, awful tequila shots, and motorboating some very smooth mammaries. Can't say I'm dying to come back, but I -can- unequivocally state that this is the most fun I've ever had at a strip club.
by pauline e. on More dudes need to have their shirts off if I'm gonna like paying 10 dollars to wait 20 minutes for a watery drink. Music is good but you need to pre-party for this one.
by Tory Salvietti on This grungy looking rock palace is a real treat to see a show in. The stairs to get to the bathrooms can be a bit of a drama after a few drinks, though. There a lots of nice little spots, levels and platforms to use as great vantage points during live shows. Saw The Killers do a gig here just after the release of Sam's Town and it was....um, killer.
