by valerie d. on fifth ring babbbbbeeeyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! I was fortunate enough to get tickets to the game last night ... MY BOOBOO LOVES ME -yey :) :) :) eventhough he couldnt go with me coz of work .. he was kind enough to send me and the roommate to the game .. I think its because everytime I watch the game at home - shit happens like me hiding in the bathroom and stuff when I get nervous. I swear - there was a time when I was using my own knuckles as rosary beads while watching the game and by the time 4th quarter rolled in - I totally forgot about world hunger and ate that $5.50 kettle corn like I was on a food trip ( I only had five dollars cash on me last night - I got robbed at BEBE ) ... I also gave everyone hugs for every score that the LAKERS made like I was on Ecstacy ( Ive never done E by the way - I think my mind wonders enough as it is ) ... People who were at the game last night were so coocoo that I got proposed to a lot of times and I said yes to all of them ( so does that make me coo coo-er by default?) .... and oh yeah - I also cried when they finally won as if I was watching the NOTEBOOK ... YES! last night's championship meant a lot to me because I havent properly slept in two weeks , I havent been myself and my mind was seriously flying faster than Aladdin's carpet . I had planned on having a couple of drinks at LA LIVE but they closed most of the places because they were scared of riots. My friend texted me saying they got a table over at Voyeur so off to hollywood and celebrate.. I havent been out in a very long time ... like THIS OUT - the club in Newport last saturday was just an act of "GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION"... Voyeur is a typical hollywood club ... long waits , guest list baloney , crankier than crank door people ... I heard that it is extremely hard to get into this place - thats hollywood for you. When I first got to the place - we were told to wait - uhm - no bueno . After a minute - we were finally let in - I think promoters purposely make people wait outside to make it seem more inviting so people would blow a paycheck on a bottle service when they pass by the place... I am actually friends with some of the biggest promoters in all of LA so I kinda know the game. MY friends got a table right smack in the middle of the whole club , they had this girl crawling on a net above us , ladies inside mirrored glass box to our right and a group of topless girls to our left ... that was a nice touch. Who wasnt at the Voyeur last night? everyone and their mothers were out celebrating the championship ... actors , bball players , cokeheads , weed shop owners and a lot more .. yup .. thats how hollywood rolls - elbow rubbing and knee licking with the IT and sometimes NOT SO IT CROWD ... if you've been to one - you've pretty much been to all of them ... every promoter has their group of girls that they mass text on a regular basis ... I dont think people at Voyeur have heard of BEVMO .. the prices on bottles of alcohol were ridiculously high ... but just like every other table service - you get a cute little waitress to pour your drinks for you. I have never seen my sister shake her bootay and that was fun for me to see her do her thing while sandwiched in between two cute guys. I also ran into my friend Esther who likes to kiss me on the lips everytime Im around her - she is very cute but I prefer thick lips...LOL. By the time we left the place - it was packed and that was only a quarter past midnight . I had a good time but Id rather be couching it while watching a movie pretzeled with my baby - now that gets a five .. but for Voyeur - three stars is good enough.
by Ivory Varajas on Straight up Texas mother fuckin BBQ!! Being a Cali guy I don't get to go to many authentic BBQ joints like this so I was lovin every minute of this place, even the 45 minute wait (at least I got to sit their and watch them grill some shit up). This place smells soooooo bomb, I told the hostess I'm going to patent a cologne called Eau de Salt Lick that smells like their barbecue. I got the family style plate and they kept it comin until I was stuffed and unable to move. I'm sold. Oh and a quick tip, if you wanna drink be sure to bring a cooler full of beers because this place is BYOB.
by Aaron V. on Let's face it: I'm a guy. And a computer nerd. I don't really like going dancing. That being said, Mighty is the only club I've ever had a great time at. The place is simply top-notch. From the top-shelf margaritas to the remarkably clean bathrooms. You have to see Miguel Migs when he's here, his music is probably the best dance music around. I almost don't want to post this review. One of the best things about Mighty is that it usually isn't overcrowded and is noticeably free of sketchy single guys hitting on every woman they see. But you have to give props where props are due. There are tons of single women at Ruby Skye. /jedi mind trick
