by Osvaldo Tomaro on
This place was my shelter in the middle of a blizzard. The waiter we had was attentive, funny and kind. The food was decent and the prices were reasonable. I recommend going here after any show at Studio 54!
by Juan Blodgett on
Drove all the way from DC to see what the big hoot was about... GENO'S was AWESOME! Cooked perfectly, seasoned impecably... it was worth the 3.5 hour drive and standing in line in 20-something degree weather (we're from Miami, we were dying!) Loved it and can't wait to go back on my next trip to DC!
by Vanessa G. on
Glow sticks?...Check Tight shirt?...Check Baggy pants?...Check Beads?...Check Blue pigtails?...Check Hit of E?...Check Hit of E?...Check What the fuck? When did ravers start wearing striped shirts and dresses? These people are such posers. UUHNSS, UUHNSS, UUHNSS, UUHNSS, UUHNSS Oh my God, it's so fucking loud in here! What? I can't hear you. It's so fucking loud in here! I SAID, IT'S SO FUCKING LOUD IN HERE! How about a Redbull Vodka? Can you hear me? Let's get a drink. Dude I can't hear you. You don't want a Redbull Vodka? Whatever dude. I can't hear you. I'm getting a drink. UUHNSS, UUHNSS, UUHNSS, UUHNSS, UUHNSS Bouncer/Guy with a stick way too far up his ass: Finish your drink. Finish it now. You can't be drinking. It's 1:50. You have to finish your drink now. Go, go, go, go, go, drink it! This place totally blows if you are me.