2701 East Indian School Road
Phoenix, AZ 85016
Maricopa County
Phone: (602) 956-8998
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by Michele K. on I just went clubbing here last night and was not pleased at all. The venue is not bad, there's multiple floors and you can also go to the roof which was pretty cool. The biggest problem I had here was the security. My friend and I wanted to explore the club so took the elevator down to the basement floor after hearing that it was cool from one of the waiters. When we tried to go back upstairs through 3 of the exits, the security/bouncer people told us to go find another exit. After getting redirected many times, I asked one of them if he could just let us go upstairs and he told me to "lower my voice" as if I was yelling at him when I definitely was not. He called some other security guy over like I was causing a scene. At least this guy was nicer and finally led us to a stairwell that took us back upstairs. We spent a total of 20 minutes being trapped in the basement floor of this club. That is NOT okay. The people who worked that floor were all jerks. The main dance floor on the second floor was like a sauna. It was so hot in there (given that it was really crowded). I will definitely NOT be coming back to this club. Worst clubbing experience ever!
by eLLe D. on Went there for one drink post work on a weekday on one of my grasshopper nights (cabbing around the city, checking out as many "to try" rateclubs places as my heart desires) No doorman or trouble getting it, cause again it was post happy hour on a weekday. The elevator was not as amazing as rateclubsers made it seem. I expected full elevator walls to be big screens delivering a brief virtual experience while transporting me to the top. Not at all. Its just a little window on each side of the elevator slowly showing some random fantasy animated images. Once we arrived, it was nice, all golden and gilded and creamy just like in the pictures. Might look even nicer at night, dont know yet we were there when there was still some sun out. I would not consider it a rooftop tho. Theres no actualy outdoor rooftop area, its just the top floor penthouse of the standard hotel. Big floor to ceiling windows. The view is not that serious. You see a lot of industrial crap. I take into account what im actually getting a view off when speaking of "the view" unless ur just crazy about looking out into horizons, which i guess it has lots off that too. The view might also look better at night when the darkness hides all the crap and the city is painted in lights. I dont remember the music, but i dont remember being bothered by it either. Typical meat packing crowd: mainly caucasian, slim chicks, guys with money tryna floss, everyone wanting to be scene and important but trying to act like they dont care. I had a strawberry martini, it wasnt that great. It was kind of thick as if they tried to make it with real strawberry juice. My friend had a Henndrix, he liked it. But they were each a whopping 18 bux. We had originally planned to only stay for one drink anyway as there was more grasshoppering to do, but the price tag for mediocracy was an extra push out the door. I will say that at least they didnt try and skimp on the size of the drinks, they werent served in smaller than usual glasses which is what places do when theyre REALLY trying to bleed your pockets, so maybe theres hope for the future, ill order something different and come on a payday. My friend only wants to return when he can get a table and drop big dollars to floss like the rest of them and be remembered. Going to the bathroom was like entering one of those house of mirrors at a carnival but with sexier lighting. Each stall indeed had the floor to ceiling windows so u could get a great view as you drop your load, but i didnt find it that sexy or necessary. Was actually kinda weird, cause again your getting lots of view, but a view of crappy stuff, while using the bathroom? *shrug* whatever. Its not 4 star cause its not an actually rooftop and the drinks werent that amazing and the pretentious meatpacking crowd never deserves too many stars, no matter how hard they try. Anyway, id come back on someone elses dime or just if im in the area and in the mood to remind myself why im not frequenting there, but im not rushing back. Am glad to say "i went to the boom boom room" tho. lol. Sounds like it would have been a guaranteed amazing goodtime, sigh.
by Lyman Renier on so. i'd like to point out that i don't live in San Francisco because it's too cutthroat and it would eat my soul. also, i can't afford it. k. but i went to the Academy of Art for a while and might go back sometime and got to know all kinds of people many of whom i wish i'd never met but a few of whom were real cool and shared their blow with me and stuff and didn't actually call the cops when i wouldn't leave the next morning even though i gave bad advice on how to unclog a toilet because i myself have never clogged one and don't know the first thing about unclogging one, well kiss my ass bitch! i wasn't man enough for her although i did grow out all my chest hair the better to look sweaty in a deep-V with. anyway 222 Hyde is a noted enclave where all the hipsterati go to pet each other and i am including my jovial self in that i guess: it's one of those places people constantly bitch about for having a pretentious vibe and for being filled with assholes but i don't actually get that at all which probably means i'm one of the pretentious assholes, even though i barely know how to spell pretentious. let me bottom-line it for you: if you weigh more than 113 pounds we might commit a hate crime against you mwhahaha. omg i'm so exaggerating. but really, don't eat for three days prior to coming. ps: this is a great spot for new mySpace defaults particularly at the BigStereo stuff: all you have to do is look as cracked-out and crazy as possible, which of course is everything you want in a mySpace default. music? oh yeah. it's electro-house whatever and it will eat your tits off i swear. Miami Horror was there weekend before last and their setup wasn't tough at all, just iTunes and a positively quant CD booklet and some little mixer or something. that's it! omg. so yeah. go here.
