1112 East Stadium Boulevard
Columbia, MO 65201
Boone County
Phone: (573) 449-2731
Fax: unknownWebsite: no website on fileEmail: no email on fileHours: unknown
by Tiffany F. on H.Wood is considered one of the hot spots in Hollywood right now, but that means it will only be on the radar for another 6 months. Like the typical Hollywood nightclub you need to know a promoter, drop a name or get a table to get in or else you're likely to be waiting for a very long time with slim chances of ever seeing the inside. I went on a Saturday and this place was packed. It was filled with good looking and well dressed 20 somethings with money to blow. I went with my five girlfriends and we were probably 5 of the 12 asians in the entire club, not that it really mattered to us, but I think it should be mentioned. The music was decent. The dance floor was small. Drinks were average price between $10-$12. We all had a good time and I would go back again.
by Modesto Tockey on What a joke. I have spent the better part of 10 years in this town, in its much despised 25-35 yr old party scene. I remember when 32 was hot, when Denim first opened and when the Public house was the top of the douche food chain. Yeah I was somewhere in that eco-system for a loooong time, and I enjoyed it. In fact when I do get a night out these days, I still choose to find a spot for an RBV and a good fist pump to an 80's tune remixed with a drivgin beat behind it. I am as guilty as the next guy, although you'll NEVER find me in a button-down. Ever. But this place just sucks. Its the 3rd time ive been there and I am convinced that the entire staff is instructed to be assholes to everyone at all time. My two friends and I went Saturday night with our wives after dinner. There were 3 guys and 5 girls. 4 out of 5 of the girls were eagles cheerleaders (two of which we're married to) and my buddy is an ex pro athlete who's on TV every week. Not that the status matters, but we weren't a handful of jerkoffs in sweatpants is my point. We were meeting friends who had a table already. Not only did they not let us in, but they made me get in a cab and go across town to put a different shirt on. When asked why, the bouncer responded "because I said so" - He didn't like my expensive T-shirt which was just fine anywhere in NYC two weekends ago. The only thing that kept my mouth shut during the ordeal was the mixed company we were with and the respect for my wife who was standing next to me. I may have spit on him if it was a different mix of folks. NEWSFLASH youre a club bouncer dude! Go back and get your GED. I am glad he felt the need to lay down the law. Anyway - I digress. The place is a basement, with asshole staff and filled busted cougars and the fresh-off-the-boat-sporting-daddy's-amex-musk-and- a-gold-chain import crowd. Its going to be tough to get me back there ever and I will do my damndest to make sure my crew avoids it like the plague. I actually found myself holding my breath a few times while I was there so I wouldnt catch the airborne AIDS which I know in my heart were everywhere and clinging to every surface. Someone please burn this place down. I will pay 6 dollars for your lawyer.
