3820 Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT 84106
Salt Lake County
Phone: (801) 277-9018
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by Moshe Juilfs on
What is there not to like about this place? Gary Zerola (http://www.garyzerola.com) and the TSA administer the pat downs and the body scans at the door, but once you've finished your cigarette from the cavity search, that's when the party really gets jumpin'. The first thing I noticed were all the half naked underage girls, dancing like they were in a 2-Live Crew rap video, except they were grinding each other to the overpowering beat of techno. Weird but mildly arousing, as I felt like Dirk Diggler minus the 11 inches. I can only be led to believe that R Kelly and Joe Francis own Royale. Unfortunately the DJs were having software issues with their Mac books, because the music was all over the place, from techno to hip hop to ABBA (???). After quickly downing 2 shots of my testosterone-laced woo woos, I was asking myself if I was at a dance club or an AVEDA trade show. With the overpowering effects of the woo woos clouding my better judgment, I was subsequently informed by my Masshole sources that Royale is the "it" spot for the 17 year-old hairdressers from the sophisticated Route 1 suburbs of Malden, Revere, and Saugus. In fact, I was told that Royale translated in Chinese actually means Kowloon. The highlight of my night was when a Teen Mom (from Everett!!!) actually asked me what type of "Oriental" I was. I should set the facts straight: I am not a rug.
by Alonso Poggi on
Let me tell you about my immortal spleen. First of all it is immortal, and second of all, the fact that I have it prevents me from dying of all sorts of diseases, including, but not limited to, pneumonia, meningitis and the flu. This review is the story of how I went to Medjool and retained my immortal spleen. My immortal spleen being proof against malaria, it was decided that we'd start with two North African tapas. The first one that arrived was the Braised Short Rib, Medjool Date, Cinnamon Sauce, and Twice Baked Potatoes, which, as you can tell from the description was delicious braised short ribs, tasty dates, sumptuous cinnamon sauce, and twice baked, but half good potatoes. Ian H was in love with this dish, while I merely enjoyed it. The next tapas to come out was the Filo Wrapped Sea Bass, with Eggplant and Roasted Red Pepper Sauce which contained Sea Bass, wrapped in some sort of leaf which I can assume to be "filo" and breaded, like a tasty dumpling with eggplant which was too soft, and red pepper sauce that enhanced the flavor of the bass. Finally, due to the help my immortal spleen provides against babesiosis, a rare tick based disease, we got the Warm Vegetarian Stuffed Grape Leaves with Cucumber-Radish Salad which featured four pieces of lukewarm yet tasty grape leaf wrapped dumplings (bite sized, at $3 a piece) and some cucumber salad covered in taihini sauce, which we did not eat because I don't like taihini sauce, and Ian H doesn't like cucumbers. Total damage, $55 + tax for two with no drinks or full stomachs. Ouch, but at least I still kept my immortal spleen.
by Kitty V. on
went on a friday night. music was radio pop. it cost 6 bucks for shoe rental and for 8 people and 2 games was 200 bucks. i think it was 12 each game per person. good time. not something you go to often. get a shoe size smaller than usual to fit you right.