by Travis Roegner on
Not to be conceited/narcissistic, but my group of girls are hot. No wait in line at Vegas type of hot. But Slide... you are about to not let them in? Based on the reviews I've read on here, I see that it can be easy to get in or hard. I guess this night was one of the hard nights. Thankfully, some nice boys in line offered to bring us into the club with their table when everyone else was being denied entrance. Even the beautiful blonde girls in front of us didn't get in. Yeah, so maybe you have a cool slide, and yeah, maybe you're not playing any of that euro house trash, but your bouncers don't have to be so douchey! Once I got into the club, I was expecting to be blown away by the people who actually made the cut into the club. I was so disappointed when I was surrounded by wasted asian girls and awkward nerdy white guys who can't dance. What the hell is going on with the bouncers?? Anyway, so basically the only thing cool about this club is the music and the slide (which I didn't even get to go on). But those things aren't enough to make up for the intense heat and stuffiness in the club and the broken glass on the floor.
by Bo T. on
Maybe I just don't get it. I got a whole apple, a whole carton of milk. But then I see they have chopped salad? Pineapple pieces? Seems like they lost their focus somewhere along the way.