by kara f. on this club surpassed all my expectations for a saturday night. i was blown away by the amazing decor, and the extremely attractive staff. everyone was beautiful!! the door staff was very friendly and i enjoyed myself thoroughly. the bartenders made the drinks perfectly! me and my friends randomly decided to buy a bottle midway through the night and the waitresses were nothing but sweet and very fast with the service! it is so accommodating! some of our friends met us there and were walked in by the door guy with no problem.. everything went so perfectly and smoothly!! needless to say i will absolutely be visiting touch again in the very near future. thank you so much to the amazing staff!
by Carina F. on I was taken here by two of my New Yorker friends who used to in San Diego too. So they knew my taste. But they didn't want to go anywhere with a $40 cover and a long line...So we took the subway here and walked many blocks to The Park. Despite the fact that it was humid/sticky as hell and none of us should've even bothered having a shower, not having to wait in a line or pay a cover was relieving. I'd had high hopes of NYC nightlife but it all depends on who takes you and where they take you, right? This wasn't really what I'd had in mind but whatever. The Park is a huge brick building with a restaurant and a nice outdoor area with foliage, a back bar, and a rooftop bar. If it were a normal liveable temperature I would've enjoyed myself, but that weather was unbearable! I don't know how anyone can function being sticky and drunk at the same time. The A/C was pumping to no avail. The first bar we went to, I tried to get a SugarFree Red Bull vodka. No Sugar Free...So I got a regular one, and the glass was a tad bigger than a shotglass, overpacked with ice, and was $15. Wow. Tiny overpriced drink. At least when I get charged $15 in San Diego or San Francisco, the drink is a normal size. Another memorable part of that bar was the jerk of a server who was obviously a bitter grumpy soul. I was waiting for a drink and the tray stand fell over. It was so dark I had no idea what happened and had been startled by the noise but couldn't figure out the problem so I didn't pick it up. After 5 minutes this high-ponytailed guy sighs loudly and yells rudely "don't worry, I'll pick it up!" I wasn't going to let that fly so I yelled back at him that I didn't even know what'd happened. Anyway, he soured my experience, especially since he's an employee... The rooftop bar was packed but I could see it being cool if there weren't so many people and there was some functioning A/C. DJ was up there too. The outside patio was nice too (except for the smoke). The back bar had tables and was fairly accessible too. Overall a nice venue, just don't go there when the weather is so nasty. People were pretty dressed up. Late 20s, early 30s crowd. I see it as more of a casual place, but there weren't too many scrubs wandering around...
by Lavone Wisneski on Its just not fair. I hate it when my transvestite waitress is way hotter, sexier, feminine, and graceful than I am. I hate it when my non existent Adam's apple is somehow larger then my tranny waitress. For a while i thought, "Maybe if I eat the food here, eventually, I will look like that. Maybe they put some magic vitamins in their food that would make my skin soft and supple, and my boobs look like two perfect round spheres-o-fun." But alas, that is not the case. For those out of towners wondering if its worth fighting the traffic into SF, I say, "YES!" There are many many reasons to come here.. The food is excellent as well as their desert. The drinks are excellent and the entertainment is fun! Even if you are a total straight dude who is like "uh...why would i wanna go see some trannies?" Because it is not about going to see trannies....as much as the total experience that satisfies all the 3 major senses: Taste, Sight, Getting Drunk. It really is a fun and awesome place to go eat and have fun. There is a mini nightclub underneath where you can get your groove on after supper and watch drunk women spin around and show their underwear off while their other drunk girlfriends take photos and scream "OH MY GOD! THAT'S A TOTAL MYSPACE PICTURE!" Make a reservation online. I haven't been on a weekday, so I don't know how necessary it is to make one on a weekday, but if you are thinking about going, make arrangements in advance....and don't forget a camera!
