by Morgan D. on So, I've been here twice. It's definitely an older crowd, well older than me anyway and I'm in my mid-twenties. That's not a bad thing, just an observation. I met a woman who told me that if she was my age again she would not be hanging out at Blue Martini. Another guy asked me if I was twelve, so you can see why I bring up the whole age thing. On a side note- I was barely buzzed, so I don't think I was acting twelve. Another thing I observed, three woman (not girls) dancing on a counter and posing "seductively" for photos. They took at least fifteen shots of just their butts. They were some classy bitches. What else, three people confused my male friend for a female. Yeah, he really needs to cut his hair, he is just too darn pretty! Seriously, his hair could star in a Vidal Sassoon commercial. He even scored a ladies VIP card. Good times. The night was capped by witnessing the saddest drunk I have ever seen. I thought that maybe I had accidentally teleported to Vegas or Rocky Point, but no, I was still in a parking lot in AZ. He had his pants around his ankles, a bloody knee and dirt all over his face. I guess he fell down a few times? He couldn't get his pants up to save his life, seriously, I actually tried to help him I felt so bad. He kept mumbling something about medical school. Ah, the children of tomorrow. Anyway, someone finally claimed him. What else? The waitresses all wear bustiers. I once went on a Thursday night and they had a live band. The Blue Martini had a glow stick in it. The bathrooms are pretty nice. People will step on you on the dance floor. I think one guy seriously shoved me out of the way so he could spin his girl. He was a prick, but I Iet it slide... he was shorter than me.
by Chris P. on I've been here twice now (both times for a friends birthday). I've liked everything I've tried. The Top Flr Mac N Cheese was my favorite.
by Marjorie Shildneck on like most people have mentioned... The Park is a "solid choice" and/or your default dance club. no cover for ladies ALWAYS and if you're with a party of girls... the boys are free as well. pretty awesome in that aspect. the crowd upstairs is generally mixed w/ Asians. the loft space is open for a beautiful view of the water. i like the semi-open atmosphere w/ the cabana chairs. the stereo system is horrible, though. the speakers rattle and sound muddled. the humidity of the summer can take a toll on you- so, just simply go back downstairs... if you're with a big group of friends... i highly suggest hanging out in the garden or in the sprawling restaurant/dining portion of the club. it's sleek and nicely designed. i generally like hanging out in the open space of the garden. it's better for conversation and the lighting is just good enough to see who you're talking to. lol. the fireplace and warm/cozy atmosphere is great. the drinks are mediocre and the crowd is lame. i think that's the main reason i don't like coming back here. during the summer... when all else fails, we always end up here. which is why i scoff and throw a hissy fit whenever Javier tries to convice us to go. =)
