9939 Southeast Stark Street
Portland, OR 97216
Multnomah County
Phone: (503) 256-0527
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by Nelle T. on There is a review that asks if you know what it's like to have a completely naked stripper coming onto you in a bathroom at a seedy dive. Why, yes. Yes I do. Only substitute naked with pasties and bathroom with near the jukebox. Add groping. Under any other circumstances I would have felt violated-throw in a David Lynch backdrop and suddenly it's hilarious to me. You don't know dive bars until you have been to the Clermont. As you can see from the other reviews, you can not go expecting Pam Anderson in her Bay Watch days spinning from a pole while you sip an over priced Martini. You can expect a retired stripper writhing around on a platform behind the bar to a jukebox while you sip a can of PBR. You cannot live or visit Atlanta without going...you just can't. Bring cash.
by Jovan Alcantara on The ladies' bathroom is cleverly hidden into the wall and is green inside. Not the kind of green I would typically associate with a bathroom, but it did temporarily inspire me to paint my own bathroom back home. The lovely candlelit ambiance inside - yup, i'm still talking about the bathroom- is lovely to soak in as you tinkle. It's large enough in there for you to be joined by a few friends, but there are enough interesting people outside of the bathroom to help keep the evening rolling.
by Mike S. on Suck. Ass. Imagine if the movie Cocoon and the TV show Swingtown somehow collided. Now you have Duvet. Old weird people sitting on beds and doing old white people dancing. It was like I was drinking at a Matress Discounter's store in Baltimore, MD. Just awful. Overpriced too. Oh! and the security guard with the wand smashed me in the nuts. I should know; I'm a white 30-something. They should change their name to "Don't-vet"
