14008 Benwood Ave
Cleveland, OH 44128
Cuyahoga County
Phone: (216) 751-3302
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by stephy s. on Suffice to say, this may have been the most insane brunch event I've ever been to. Like, EVER ever? Yeah, EVER, EVER, EVER! Now I know the Castro knows how to bring the party. I know that the minute one hears, "Brunch service til 8pm," you simply have to expect chaos, but the stuff we saw here yesterday, sooo worth the $7 price of bottomless mimosa admission!! Upon entering, I wanted to blow my own head off. I don't know if you've ever been in a techno rave atmosphere in the middle of the rainy day with drunk people wavering to and fro, but it's not normally my cup of tea. But funny how a refill or two of mimosas and some choice people watching opps can change your tune. As we stood hovering by the doorway with our wristbands on (yes, you read that right, you get a wristband... for brunch), the scene just got more and more wild. To my right was a chick who downed a cranberry and vodka and then proceeded to puke in her own scarf... that she was still wearing. To my left, a girl ripped off her own top and was dancing around in a red bra. Seated at the bar behind me was a lad who looked to be forming a lifelong union with the palm of his hand and his mouth as he sat there fighting the urge to puke. And this was only about 5 feet from the door. We weren't even close to "in" the joint yet. After about 20 minutes or so, we got our table. Mind you, we put our name down at 12:30, went to another place to have brunch and a few drinks and when we returned around 3pm, our table was still about 20 minutes away from ready. Can you say, CRAY CRAY!! I can!! As we were lead down the catwalk of sheer and utter BRRRRUUUUNNNCCHHHHHH chaos, we finally found our white leather booth. I gave it a quick cursory glance to make sure there wasn't any puke, a passed out tranny or some other unmentionable form of fluid on it, since hey, you never know at Lime. From there, the games not only began, but continued to explode into visual hilarity for a few more hours. Some of the highlights: -a drunk girl with her pants half falling off being carried out by her angry boyfriend who was yelling at everyone who was laughing and snapping pictures of them as they walked out. Dude, really? How can you be mad? -a P.E. teacher looking grey-haired lesbian getting a rhythmic rubdown from a gay guy who just minutes prior had flashed his man junk at the crowd. Go grams, it's your birthday!! -a girl dancing on a table who then proceeded to mount a guy she had drunkenly bumped into a few minutes before her obvious Sunday booty jam came on. Awwhh, ain't love grand! -I think one of the long lost members of Color Me Badd was the MC, but no sir, I do not wanna sex you up. -And of course, about 289, "I looove you maaaan's" being exchanged by countless schools of males, females, trans, who knows what's and beyond. I don't know if brunch will ever be the same for me again now. It's like, Eggs Benedict, really? That's all you got? Where's the drunken donkey show with the flapjack eating two-headed gay midget doing cartwheels? Ruined, I tell ya. Ruined.
by vincent b. on The atmosphere is great and so different to almost be surreal. The staff and performers are really friendly and make u feel welcome. My girlfriend and i had a dunktank Drink! Unbelievable. Still Wasted !The crowd was loud large and raucous. My girlfriend got the crazy notion to sit in the dunktank! They let her sit in the dunktank 4 about a half hr for $25. She changed into a skimpy outfit(Private Dressing Room) and took her seat on top the dunjktank perch. She yelled into a microphone to taunt people and before u knew it there was a huge line to dunk her! She was dunked without mercy at least 15 times! She said the water was ice cold. She's going back to get dunked friday April 2nd! Come dunk her. Her name is Vanessa! We loved it! Great place even better people! See you there Take Care! All the best! Sincerely, VANESSA THE DUNKTANK DIVA
