by Bernie Tumlin on Like most Scottsdale clubs this place looks really good inside and like most Scottsdale clubs it lacks any soul. The place definitely gets points for creating something that looks like it's out of Wong Kar-Wai's 2046, but I am seriously disturbed by that rank bathtub they have there. How badly do you have starve and drug up some poor girl after locking her in a basement to make her slosh around in a tub filled with cream? I don't like skanks in my milk, just cereal. It's really too bad because I think the look of this place is great, it's just the people that go there (ie. date rapists snorting blow and giving each other high-fives). If the crowd was different, I'd totally be here but I'm too lazy to start dusting off those diesel jeans and tight shirts with slightly angled prints of family crests. I also can't seem to remember where i left my wallet chain.
