by Jeff B. on Slightly above Dairy Queen in terms of quality. The dining area is cramped and poorly designed. The counter service staff seem disinterested. Its OK if you are in the area and want a burger, but I wouldn't make a special trip.
by Galen Hovanec on In a world where everything seems in a continual state of upheaval, it's nice to know that there are a few constants. I spent most of my twenties drunk. Okay, I spent ALL of my twenties drunk. I spent most of my twenties drunk at the Hong Kong. This was in the 90's. You didn't go there to discuss Proust over wee glasses of port, you didn't go there to meet your soulmate, and you certainly didn't go there for the FOOD. You went there to suck down Scorpion Bowls, fish around drunkenly in the ice for the little plastic animals, and then go upstairs and dance lewdly and inappropriately with people you wouldn't give the time of day to in your sober, lucid hours. This was the case in '93, and so it is today. This place gets three stars for consistency and reliability in these mad, mad times.
