38 North French Broad Avenue
Asheville, NC 28801
Buncombe County
Phone: (828) 258-2027
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by joseluis a. on my friend Y wanted to go dancing on wednesday and she kept on telling me about LIV, a club ive only heard of on TV and shit. im not the south beach mega club type-of-guy, but Y knows how to party proper so i accepted her invitation. thank god for cold weather in miami cause i usually dress pretty ratty but since it was cold, i was wearing nice dressy pants, a long sleeve shirt, a geeky sweater and a fancy scarf. Y was dressed up all hot and stuff. the moment we walked into the lobby i thought, oh man, im going to stand there for 10 minutes, get annoyed and leave... there was a group of people trying to get in. a lot of dudes trying to get in. fuck them, i know! so we stand next to a group of 8 girls which get in immediately. as soon as that happens, me and Y make eye contact (hint hint) with the bouncer. he asked me, is it just you two? yes sir. come on in, the bouncer said without skipping a beat. so, word of advice for the dudes. find a girl. like... in general. thanks. LIV is pimp, posh, pricey and a bit ghetto. ghetto boys get ladies too. shit, sometimes i even wonder. what the hell is this beautiful whore doing with this ex-convict? but with time, i have learned not to jugde. ok, i lie. that was bullshit. i witnessed two fights while at LIV that night. tell me thats not ghetto. so i havent been drinking for a while and im glad cause Y wanted a drink and i walked her to the bar. she ordered a chivas on the rocks. the bartender was actually nice and smiley, of course, she was charging $21 for that glass of chivas. "here you go, chivas on the rocks, its 21 dollars baby." i wonder if she ever thinks to herself, "here you go, its 21 dollars. fuck you baby. pay up." but thats just my imagination running wild. anyways, add two dollars tip and thats 23 dollars Y dropped for a chivas on the rocks. yes people. LIV is pricey so unless you really roll high, dont you even try... it would be stupid to spend 50 bucks on two drinks when you pay $100 a month for your hyundai. seriously. dont you even try. Y wanted a cigarette so she decided to bum one from one of the losers who actually paid for table service, so i stepped to the side and let her do her thang.... the beautiful uber-expensive cabanas... unidentified loser got his hopes high. he offered her a cig and even shared some of his vodka with her because he and his buddies had a whole bottle. she smoked her cigarette and then said peace sucka. so off we go dance. music was ok. not the typical poplife stuff which is not necessarily bad but unexpected when you think of poplife. we had fun. we danced and jumped and clowned by the dj booth. so, if youre already in, you can make this place fun for you... thats if you look for and find your space. the dance floor was packed and we dont like that. Y got thirsty again but this time she went for a corona. that was $8 but Y didnt tip the bartender this time (not the same bartender she got first) because she was a snappy bitch. i usually hate it when people dont tip but in this case. fuck her. dont give attitude to costumers even if your job sucks and especially when no one is giving you attitude. in short. LIV is huge and beautiful. you can potentially have fun here if you go with the right crowd and find a comfortable spot. you will spend money like crazy and might witness a couple of fights. i can see how club-goers can idolize this place cause the property is spectacular. i can see how people who dont get inside LIV dream about bombing this place off the map, but thats just the way huge hot posh clubs are everywhere in the world. deal with it or skip it. i personally would not even think of going on a weekend and definitely would not go more than 4 times a year, if that.
