by Cameron B. on Tucked in a dark corner in the back, just past the two beer pong tables is a great seating area at jake's Dilemma! The sprightly waitress informs us that happy hour is until 8pm and she'll warn us as we need to put in last orders.......4 drinks each later, she gives us one more on the house! Something something something.......blurry but great night at Jake's! It doubles as a college bar for kids who've been out of college for years, but still can't afford adult prices! With daily specials lining the wall, I'll be a college student for life as long as Jake's is around!!
by Hunter Nicklin on This place is confused. With the $20 cover, the scantily-clad clientele, and the a$$hole bouncers on power trips who make you wait for well over an hour outside even though the place is probably empty inside, Infusion Lounge seems to think that it is a Hollywood hot spot. Newsflash, Infusion: YOU ARE IN SAN FRANCISCO! Start acting like it! When your clientele is unattractive and scary, you can't be so weirdly picky! The people standing in line were HELLA sketchy, the bouncers seemed to be letting in mostly dudes off the guest list (and thuggish ones who were probably packing, at that), and the girls in their skanky outfits couldn't pull it off. Not to be a bitch, but a few trips to the gym might help. Or more than a few. Or hey, maybe don't put on a leopard-print sports bra and hot pants if you haven't ever worked out. Or even if you have. Seriously. Like with most San Francisco places, Infusion doesn't understand the way that you get a decent clientele. See, Infusion, if you want to be a hot spot, you have to let the pretty girls in for free rather than making them wait in line, and you have to turn the scary weird people away so you don't have a weird crowd. Nobody wants to pay $20 to enter a troll convention or a sausage fest, or in Infusion's case, both. Ok, I'm sure everyone on here thinks I'm a bitch, but seriously. I'm not saying that everyone needs to be attractive, normal, and respectable. It would be totally fine if Infusion let everyone in without the bullshit. But the thing that makes Infusion a 1-star place is that it makes you wait outside for an unreasonable amount of time (even if you would REALLY be helping to make the crowd easier on the eyes) and makes you pay $20 when there is NOTHING worth paying for! As with the last time we wanted to go here, we got to the front of the line (can I have back that hour of my life, please?), realized that the douche-y bouncers weren't even going to let the girls in for less than $20, and then turned around and went to Le Colonial. This will definitely be my last time trying this place.
