127 Old Hickory Boulevard
Jackson, TN 38305
Madison County
Phone: (731) 664-6217
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by N P. on Why people still wait in line at this overrated tourist trap when there are so many other places in Philly with way better cheese steaks and people skills is beyond comprehension. It must be nice to make so much money that they don't give a rat's ass about customer service and the quality of their food. There is always some a-hole behind the counter with a snide racist remark. A bunch of ignorant, low-class, obnoxious pricks working there. Not only that, their cheese steak sucks! You would think the cheese steak can make up for their bad behavior! The beef is rubbery, chopped up in big uneven fatty chunks on stale chewy bread. So if you're a sucker for punishment and want to fork over your hard earned money for a cheese steak that tastes like shit and be treated like shit at the same time. It's your funeral.
by Loren Madron on What makes this club great is the fact that if you do things right, it can be cheap. first of all, VALIDATED PARKING. You can validate on your way out of the club by the bouncer, and you'll end up paying 2 -5 bucks for parking. Ladies, it's free before 11pm, and guys it's 15 instead of 20. BUT what you SHOULD do is just reserve a VIP table for 90 bucks. Say it's your birthday, and you get: 12 VIP/no line/FREE Admission, 1 bottle of champagne, a table/couches in the VIP room, and a bday cake! All for 90 bucks, which is incredibly cheap if divided among 12 people. 90 includes tip for the waitress as well, which was awesome. The club is really big with several rooms with several different types of music. I don't know about the mixed drinks since all I drank were patron shots, but prices are typical of all LA/Hollywood clubs. The go-go dancers were hot, but most importantly, they actually knew how to dance. There's a lot of places for people to sit down and chill even if it's not in the VIP table area, which is good for the ladies that wear heels. There's several bars in the area, so I never had to wait a long time to get any kind of drink. I don't know what the hell some people are saying about "crowds" and shit and wanting a specific crowd, but it was pretty diverse. I even saw this really old man there, which i think is a frequent visitor. Funny. Kind of cute. :) The only bad thing I didn't like was the fact that we were imprisoned in the VIP area because the girl didn't give us wristbands or stamps so the bouncer said if we left, we wouldn't be able to come back. (later the girl opened VIP anyway to let anybody in). The DJ also would put on a song for 15 seconds and then move on to the next song. what a buzzkill because I'd get into a song that I really like, and then he changes it...and it ruins the mood. Other than that, pretty good! :)
by Marcelino Holberg on Nice place to go catch a show. Small and a bit too loud. Didn't know the size wasn't sure what to expect, wasn't prepared with ear plugs. High Life on draft! Comfy seats, useful if you're just chillin, not useful if you like to actually see the bands. Bathroom doors are kind of weird to open. They're kind of chintzy on the heat. Seriously, I'm in a crowded venue. I'm wearing a wifey under my shirt, under my plaid, under my jacket (I'm as layered as a turducken). How am I not sweating my ass off? Though for that very fact I was quite grateful.
