by Wilford Busto on Went here last night for a birthday. There was a $5 cover after midnight. The line was about 20 people long, but lines are not for me and my gf. After hta few mins we were in and it was packed like whoa. The place was small to begin with and on a Sat night, there was hardly enough room to turn around, let alone dance. Getting across the room to the 2 unisex bathrooms was such a pain. The bathrooms were tiny and smelly. I saw 2 people (1 guy, 1 girl) come out and not wash their hands in the tiny sink. GROSS! The music was good- 80s hip hop and some modern ones. But the crowdedness and demographics of the crowd (mixed but short, bulgy and unattractive) made it unenjoyable .
by Ross Linnear on Grabbing lunch here was a good, if pricey, idea. The pistachio and white chocolate liquid nitrogen milkshake was the best milkshake I've ever had. The lamb burger and vodka battered onion rings were delicious fast food. And the food was FAST. Service at the burger bar was not only friendly, but fully engaged. A waitress garnished a salad with hair-thin reddish yellow strands. I'd thought they were saffron filaments, which would have been mighty wasteful. Curious, I asked. She smiled and handed me one to try, saying it was a very finely cut chili. The strand was a piquant little punch that made me really want to come back and try the salad. That's the kind of food and service that brings folks back around to a burger boutique.
by Raul T. on I want to go to place where there are so many people trying to get in (like sperm trying to find an egg) that I have to fight to get to the front of the line because I know the bouncer..he like dated my roommate 3 weeks ago- CHECK I want to go a place where people wait outside thinking they will get in without even checking their watch. Please tell these people that waiting in line for 45 minutes to have the "right" to pay a cover charge to get in at 12:30 spells LOSER. - CHECK I want to go to a place where people look you up and down trying to figure out if you are a celebrity..or, at the very least ,an extra on "The Hills". - CHECK I want to go to a place where I can talk sh*t about: 1.) that girl who has her tits popping out so people wouldn't know she has a lazy eye; 2.) the girl who thinks she's the next playmate as she platinum blondes her hair and just purchased two flotation devices, but gets mad at you when you stare at them (the devices i mean); 3.) the girl with the huge dragon tattoo on her back thinking it just made her thatmuch more attractive; 4.) the girl who was doing a line of pepsi on the toilet seat in the girl's bathroom.... Because, that's what I like to do on Friday and Saturday nights - CHECK I want to go where 1/2 the guys wear Affliction/Salvage shirts one size smaller than they should be wearing- CHECK I want to go where I can valet my leased BMW/Mercedes, but need to call my parent's to make sure they don't mind me charging $15 drinks on their card - CHECK I want to go somewhere where I can show off my newest LV purse, tiffany charm bracelet, MAC eye shadow, AND Forever 21 cleavage top that just strategically goes low enough so people can see my tramp stamp - CHECK I want to go somewhere I can smile at a guy, he will come over and buy me a drink. And then I can leave him after finishing the drink he bought me. - CHECK I want to go somewhere where Farsi (spoken at the top one's lungs) is the primary language spoken on the patio. - CHECK I want to go somewhere where losers ridiculously & disgracefully pull out their digital Canons to take pictures of someone remotely famous. - CHECK
