by Jenn D. on About four or five years ago my band played here once...maybe twice - see I can't remember - and it/they was/were in my top 5 shows played, ever. But lately I have been way too sober here two too many times. Word of warning - never ever agree to be the DD when the destination is the Clermont. Splurge on a cab home or to a hotel instead. I'm dead serious, the memories of this place need to be HAZY. And ... I recommend observing from a distance lest you be scarred for life by body parts that are older than you are. Worst part - the ladies bathroom has a transparent curtain for a stall door. Best part - cheap drinks. Our friends from Boston were especially shocked at the prices. We ordered a round of several shots and a couple of beers and it wasn't much more than $20-25. And I quote our Boston friends, "This must be the happiest place on earth!"
by Ari C. on ( o Y o ) ) ( ( oo ) = AsiaSF | U | Beautiful, fabulous 'girls'. I never tried the restaurant, so I can't review the food. But I did get to see a bunch of boobies. The dance floor downstairs is not very good. Kinda empty, and the DJ was playing weird mix of 80s music. The patrons were a bit old too. I saw a bunch of frumpy-looking middle age ladies. At least they're having a good time. The bartender wasn't very attentive. He'd rather flirt with a girl than serve me my drink. Maybe I'll come back for the restaurant next time.
