by Jackie W. on I went here on Friday night. Had no friggin' idea what to expect. The way my friend talked about it, it was like her regular watering hole. Being a New Yorker, I forget what a smokey bar is like. This place is a non-ventilated dungeon with a crowd so randomly strewn together, it was hard to get my bearings at first. We bellied up to a corner of the bar and after the initial shock of the stripper graveyard wore off, I realized that these fine ladies actually know why they're there. To shake their ass.. and whatever else might jiggle. Like many have mentioned, there is a 62 year old stripper who has great legs, and is not afraid to show some tits and gash. Another who looks like she might have been a man before a nip and a tuck. But the killer was the one who danced to "Livin' on a Prayer." Because she looked like she truly was. The bathroom is pretty bad. My friend confessed she actually peed in the sink there once because the toilet was so friggin' clogged (sorry regulars..) But the place as a whole is not somewhere you go if you want clean, hygienic fun. This is drunken, dirty debauchery at it's finest. Definitely worth a visit. Help these ladies make it to their next fix. Fun games to play, by the way: how many children do the "dancers" have and how many of them were taken away?
by Jessica L. on King King is the place to be on a Saturday night. Open till 4am, good house djs, beautiful people, real MAD steppers... I never get bored of just watching them dance. Housers are just nicer people too, compared to the typical hollywood frou frou crowd. There are a couple of your typical overly drunk and obnoxious girls who'll bump into you head on while you're trying to get your groove on, but other than that, the vibe here is always fun, not TOO hollywoody, and dancelicious!
