by Alphonse Dawkin on Crowd: Ranks somewhere around typical but can get to downright sleazy before the night ends Dancing: Dance floor too small. people banging into each other Drinks: Abysmally expensive $$ Music: Decent, but there are better play lists in other clubs. Attitude of staff: The absolute worst. To be fair there are a couple of decent bartenders and the Vietnamese security guy is a good man. But that's more than I can say about the rest. My favorite in that bunch is the greasy haired doorman at the exit door. That towering douche-bag is mean even to the girls. I understand that trying to look bad-ass while standing up a sum total of 5 feet and 3 inches must be hard, but if you think that licenses you to talk shit to people, you got another think coming. He is the very worst example of the wrong people given the power to crowd-control and thinks its his right to use it as he pleases. This, children, is an example of Gestalt Retardation, where the whole is greater than the sum of the individual retards. The retardation adds up and you will feel it very palpably by the end of your night, or your second time there.
by Kyle Oberle on This place takes security to a new level. Do you really need to frisk me each and every time I go upstairs? You already did when you let me in! Oh wait, I could have made a shank with the ice from my drink. What's with the coat check squished under the stairs that only a hobbit fit into? The DJ also repeated a few songs and cut off some songs that had us hoppin'. Oh and thanx for the $6 Pure Pride bottled water! Are you kidding me?! I had a good time but it had nothing to do with the club. It was the company I was with.
by Vnessa M. on I met the good looking hottie that runs/owns ...whatever the T & G at the Lola restroom last year.(is Co Ed communal sinks, you innies!) I was all ready for them to open it up again. Went before when it was Lotus. Mediocre but do-able. Drinks a plus. Bartenders are great, wearing too many clothes tho. Cute bouncers, I wouldn't mind getting SHITTEEEE and getting escorted out by Roger.Check out bartender Chad, dark brown hair and blue eyes. Makes funky mixes! chek out latin bartender too! I did not make up the Stairs. I will save that kind of staircase excercise for when I get casted in Dynasty. Other than that: Sorry. My tongue is stuck out at you T, & G. Nothing compared to the original. The space is not inviting and it is non conducive to the salsa and merengue dancing as well as the other funky and GROOVY dancing that took place in the B'head one. The center bar is probably to blame. takes up most of the otherwise usable dance floor. Not much care for this locale. Bathroom attendants really irk me too. I can certainly get my own soap, paper towels or TP. Too bad is in that mall, I do not really have it in me for clubs in strip malls (Velvet comes to mind). Do you?
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