by Maurice Timmerberg on It seems like people give this place less then 4 stars mostly because of the extremely selective doorman. ::shrugs shoulders:: If he wasn't like that this place would quickly become similar to the other failed relics of hot clubs in MPD. Greenhouse is still hotter then global warming and I fully expect it to stay that way. I won't lie that you better be on someone's list to get in but the space is still absolutely amazing. The downstairs with it's hanging leaves and bamboo flooring made me feel like I was in some wild jungle party dancing to adrenaline pumping techno. I have no clue when the party actually ends here- it was damn near 5:00am when we left the still pumped crowd to head home. Good for the environment, perhaps not great for your ego. If your not rolling with Diddy or buying three bottles don't take it to heart if you don't get in so easily.
by Ilse Patriss on Yesterday, we had a birthday dinner here and it was the first time for everyone there. It was pretty packed in there on a Wednesday, all we're celebrating their birthdays too. It was a reservation for 10 of us but we got seated at what seems to have felt like a table for 8? I was on the edge and was literally falling off every 5 minutes... I do have a big ass, so only half my butt was sitting on the seat. We started with the drinks. I ordered.. Pomegranate Mojito Trina Pussycat 2 Shot of Patron 2 Shots of Kamikaze (complimentary of our fabulous waitress!) Food wise.. I was really disappointed. It was seriously not good at all. Soba noodle was really tangy Chicken satay was dry Tuna burger was just not tasty what so ever Orange lamb didn't taste like lamb Asiadilla had no filling in there, (but I like just eating tortilla, so it wasn't that bad Porcupines were not bad. Maybe because it was fried? I like anything fried.. Ribs I didn't eat Steak salad was also not bad but need more steak on top Dessert-miniature ice cream cones. Probably my favorite. I didn't get to choose my flavor since I was in the bathroom vomiting, but I got my favorite Green Tea so that was good. Entertainment was probably why it was EXTREMELY expensive. The show was great and funny. Some of the gals actually did look like gals. Our waitress was also performing and I thought she was amazing and gorgeous. She's so sweet in giving us a round of complementary shots. Price was way too high for what I had, food wise.. It was around $80 per person. I would never spend that much on something that was not great. I would probably never go again just because it's THAT expensive and the food wasn't great. BUT service was excellent!
