by Fred Zappala on I'm feeling like giving a few shout outs to the folks who frequent Blue Martini Kendall. Shout out to: - the creepers who touch your face when you walk by. One of these days I am going to go Mike Tyson on y'all. - Las Viejas who think they can scrub the ground. I hope your Medicare covers ER visits. - People who wear jewelry with their names on it. It's okay... I would probably be mad too if people kept insisting that it's spelled Marislesis when it's OBVIOUSLY Maryleyzis, DUHH! - Five guys who spend their whole McDonalds paycheck to sit at a table with one lame ass bottle and their sunglasses on while taking turns offering sips of their drink to fat girls. - Women who throw up in public and have to get escorted outside. All five of your children would be ashamed. - Proud residents of Cellulite City. I see you! - Skanks that make out with other skanks. - Jersey Shore for being the idols of approximately 87.3% of the Blue Martini customer base. Affliction, Ed Hardy, anything bejeweled, etc. are not appropriate attire anyday by any means. Eight minutes inside this hell hole was enough to deduce such. Thank you and no thank you. Xoxo!
by Keith Avola on If this place was located anywhere else but North Beach, then it would be a must-stop for anyone wanting to dance the night away or just lounge. With three rooms and one large dance hall, Atmosphere is a very pleasant location on your eyes. Your wallet and eardrums will be a different story. The crowd on the night we went was diverse, but its easy to see how the infamous Contra Costa Valley Girl/Dude Guy crowd can inflitrate the place. I'll be honest, the house DJ sucked! The majority of DJs understand the concept of maintaining a constant dance beat to keep the crowd moving... One of the downsides of this place is that it has to abide by the city sancation NORTH BEACH LAST CALL meaning the party ends at 2am. No questions asked. Booooo....
by Lubs Y. on Like others have said, lots of Asians at this place, which was the main reason my friend's roommate wanted to come here- for the Asian boys. Unfortunately for her, most just stood around or were immersed in their own group. Dance floor was crowded, hot, and stuffy. But the breeze from the huge fans propped on the walls helped cool things down a bit. Long wait for the ladies single bathroom. I wasn't even aware there was another ladies room until I read some of the other reviews. If they had paper towels instead of a hand dryer machine, it might speed up the wait a bit. My biggest complaint is having absolutely nowhere to sit! All the seating areas were reserved. My feet were killing me after one hour of standing/dancing in heels...so we decided to just leave. There's also a $25 minimum requirement to pay by credit card. I'm not sure if this is a common thing with bars since we typically spend over that amount...but it sucked having to dip into the small amount of cash I carry and then worry about having enough money for cab fare. On the plus side, the bartenders were nice to look at and no cover charge since we were on the guestlist.
