238 East Main Road
Middletown, RI 02842
Newport County
Phone: (401) 848-9027
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by Shahed K. on No question, the place is unique. But I am not a fan of: 1. The 6 flights of stairs to climb up in order to actually get there. 2. The trippy fashion shows, and weird things on the projector. 3. Cover charge, though I've been lucky enough to not pay yet. 4. Ridiculously overpriced drinks. $12.50 for a Henny and Ginger ale? Get the hell out of here. But check it out, as it is definitely an experience.
by Herman Conradt on It's been awhile since i've been to Genki but, I remember the sushi being fantastic! I had the super crunch roll, it really stands out. It was a tad bit too crowded for me, really hard to get drinks while you wait on a table, and parking is kinda tricky.. but the food was worth it to me.
by Dewitt Canto on I'm sorry, Martuni's, but I just don't like showtunes that much. I mean, I did when I was about 13. Well, not even then, really. I KINDA did. I only did because I thought it would make my parents happy. Everyone was going to see the Phantom of the Opera and Les Mis and shit and... I wanted to get in good with the Ps. Really, I just wanted to listen to Guns n' Roses in peace. But my parents -- though my father was a musician and was pretty open to everything -- my parents were very freaked out by the thought of me wearing t-shirts with skulls on them. *shrug* Old Catholic guilt, I guess. So I tried hard back then to love that shit. To pop it in the tape deck and rock out to it in the bedroom, so they'd hear Sarah Brightman wafting down the stairs and smile and say, "Oh, thank GOD. We don't have to worry for her mortal soul." Because my parents were awesome for the most part, and I could forgive them a few ridiculous quirks here and there. I mean, skulls ARE scary. But not as scary as showtunes. Because I really tried back then, and it didn't work out so well between that music and I. It was never meant to be. Which should have told me to stay away from Martuni's. Because I don't answer to my parents anymore. And there are bars in this town for people like me. Where skulls reign supreme. Where I don't have to listen to a jillion (albeit fairly talented) gay wanna-be Broadway divas pretend they're in A Chorus Line. If you really, genuinely like showtunes, go here. Or, if you have a bad case of Catholic guilt and you want to punish yourself by doing something you think would make your parents happy instead of the shit you really want to do, that'll work, too...
