by Julio Juan on The house and strawberry margaritias are tasty but not super strong....I had 3 during dinner and didn't even get buzzed. The shrimp bisque is amazing. I've been here twice and both times I've had the scampi camarones. Delicious! Had the churros for dessert; those were ok. Don't forget to order the guac for your chips!
by Lily T. on If you are wondering where all the douchebags are, Vessel is the place to go find them. And if you ever want to speak to Satan, you should go up to one of their bouncers. My boyfriend swore off this place, but I find myself going back because it's right down the street from me. One night, I tried to get in (solo female) for a friend's birthday celebration. The bouncer turned me away because I was wearing flats. I have never been rejected from a club in my entire life. I am not ugly and I had on designer jeans. What the fuck is wrong with you?!?! The fact that he turned me away because I had on flats... that's just unforgivable. They were damn fabulous flats, I tell you! You may be able to get away with that shit in LA, but you're in the Bay Area, fool! The day this joint shuts down is the day I go out and get some fireworks to celebrate the end of tyranny in San Francisco. It was accurately named, "vessel of assholes."
